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Men’s Silly Costumes


Cock & Balls Costume

Price: 65.99Cock and balls costume is a larger than life depiction of his cock and balls. This cock and balls costume will surely be the biggest cock and balls at your party.

Snake Charmer Costume

Price: 55.99A snake charmer costume includes a shirt with attached robe, pants, headpiece, snake, & flute. The snake charmer is a pro with a flute and his throbbing snake and the more he blows, the more charming he becomes.

Condom Foil Pack Costume

Price: 45.99Condom foil pack costume for men is a condom pack with king size condoms. He wishes this condom foil pack costume was his but sadly not in XXl.

Breathalyzer Machine Costume

Price: 45.99Breathalyzer machine costume for men is a “blow here” breathalyzer costume. This costume asks her to blow here on the breathalyzer costume, as if?

Plug and Socket Couples Costumes

Price: 50.99Our couples costumes are a male and female plug and socket costumes for him and her. The plug is the male and the socket is the female, get it? This couples costume lets you go to the party in a relaxed costume that everyone will enjoy and is clever to boot.

Wet T Shirt Winner Costume

Price: 45.99Our unisex wet t shirt winner costume includes the boobs, t-shirt and sash. He or she can wear this wet t-shirt winner costume and you will be the center of attention at just about any party.

Hung Like a Horse Costume

Price: 35.99Hung like a Horse costume for men is a horse head worn around his waist. The hung like a horse costume says it without really saying it and you won’t have to say anything at all.

Men’s Chick Magnet Costume

Price: 30.99This men’s chick magnet costume is guaranteed to make you the center of attention. This is a chick magnet, plain and simple and is designed to do just that, be a chick magnet.

Long Weenies Mens Costume

Price: 35.99Long weenies or longuinis mens costume is a weenie by another name and this long weenies mens costume is a riot. The long weenie is a sausage mens costume that shows off your weenie!

Rub Me Genie Costume

Price: 45.99He wants you to rub his genie and this costume has a genuine magic bottle. This rub me genie costume will inspire women to rub the genie all night long and who could ask for a better evening.

Ring Toss Mens Costume

Price: 30.99The ring toss mens costume is a set of rings with an attached “tool” to throw then at. The ring toss mens costume will let the girls at the party get “interactive” with you and your tool.

Men’s Firehose Costume

Price: 55.99This men’s firehose costume is a gynormous fire hose jutting from your pants. Sure the men’s firehose costume is suggestive and that is part of the fun. Pull out your firehose and hose down the crowd!

Cock Block Costume

Price: 30.99Cock block costume is a men’s costume with the cock emblazoned on it. This cock block costume will be a hilarious addition to your Halloween parties or parties all year round around the dorms or local clubs. Get yours early.

Long Schlong Costume

Price: 23.99Long schlong costumeis a mens costume with a very long schlong. The long schlong costume for men can be worn with or without clothing making this a very versatile mens costume.

Hugh Hefner Halloween Costume “Best Seller”

Price: 74.99Take notice ladies! Hugh Hefner is in the house with our sexy man of the Playboy mansion halloween costumes. This Hugh Hefner adult halloween costumes will have you be that lucky man of the Playboy mansion costume. The Hugh Hefner “Hef” costume includes: burgundy velour smoking jacket with pockets trimmed in satin with a matching black satin belt. Plus black satin pajama pants with elastic waist, and a white satin scarf. Who doesn’t dream of being Hef? Three hot blonds at your side, at 81? Imagine the possibilities! PIPE NOT INCLUDED.up081207ler